I am your purser on this flight.
Hello. My name is Attila, I am your purser on this flight.
Everybody shut up. Take a seat now, we are late already.
Hey you, take your kid and go to the back, I don't want screaming children in the front.
But I paid extra to have a seat in the front.
Not to me....! so go to the back.
No I don't go, I stay here.
Well we will see!
The flight will take much longer than normal. We have a lot of headwind and probably also turbulence.
We will serve, only if you pay for it, chicken and rice. It's very good for dogs after vomiting, so we think also for you after the turbulence.
Ok, here we go, good luck everybody.